Inspirational Quotes and Sayings!

Some Funny Quotes on advertising to cheer you up. We can’t be too serious all the time. You could find some Inspirational message as well though

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease.
~Author Unknown

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
~Raymond Chandler

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
~George Orwell

If we never got a letter of complaint, we’re being way too conservative.
~ Scott Gilbert

News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.
~Lord Northcliffe

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.
~David Ogilvy

Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
~ John Lahr

Buy me and you will overcome the anxieties I have just reminded you of.
~Michael Schudson

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
~Norman Douglas

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
~Stephen Leacoc

Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
~William Somerset Maugham

Technological change is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
~Albert Einstein

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and belief.
Leo Burnett

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and belief.
~Leo Burnett

Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy.
~Mason Cooley

Creative without strategy is called ‘art.’ Creative with strategy is called ‘advertising.’
~Jef I. Richards

The very minute a thought is threatened with publicity it seems to shrink towards mediocrity
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some Inspirational quotes by women and some quotes on women.

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
~ Farrah Fawcett

I worshipped dead men for their strength, Forgetting I was strong.
~Vita Sackville-West

Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
~Mohandas K. Gandhi

Women prefer emotions to reasoning
~ Marie Henri Beyle

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
~ Chinese Proverbs

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
~Sally Berger

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
~Oscar Wilde

I’ve learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.
~Martha Washington

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
~Mae West

I hate women because they always know where things are.
~Voltaire

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead

I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.
~Stanley Baldwin

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.

Isn’t life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of ‘work’, because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don’t always want to do.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

Some retirement Quotes,

“Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.”
~Abigail Charleson

“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
~Robert Half

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ”
~Will Rogers

My favorite retirement saying,

“Don’t wait for retirement to be happy and really start living. Invariably, people who try this find out that they have waited much too long.”

~Unknown

“The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!”
~Anonymous

“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
~Gail Sheehy

Funny Retirement quote:

“When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you. ” ~Gene Perret

“The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.”
~George Foreman

“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
~Vince Lombardi

“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.”
~ Voltaire

“I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.”
~Rita Rudner

“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
~R.C. Sherriff