Funny Quotes17 Jul 2009 06:33 pm

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Some Funny Quotes on advertising to cheer you up. We can’t be too serious all the time. You could find some Inspirational message as well though

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease.
~Author Unknown

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
~Raymond Chandler

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
~George Orwell

If we never got a letter of complaint, we’re being way too conservative.
~ Scott Gilbert

News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.
~Lord Northcliffe

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.
~David Ogilvy

Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
~ John Lahr

Buy me and you will overcome the anxieties I have just reminded you of.
~Michael Schudson

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
~Norman Douglas

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
~Stephen Leacoc

Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
~William Somerset Maugham

Technological change is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
~Albert Einstein

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and belief.
Leo Burnett

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and belief.
~Leo Burnett

Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy.
~Mason Cooley

Creative without strategy is called ‘art.’ Creative with strategy is called ‘advertising.’
~Jef I. Richards

The very minute a thought is threatened with publicity it seems to shrink towards mediocrity
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

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